It’s logical, honest, reasonable, and completely clear in its meaning. It’s also ferocious in its utter bluntness, in a way that I don’t just find empowering, but kind of fabulous. I’ve spent the week daydreaming of what it would be like to say it to someone and walk away, leaving them slack-jawed and stunned, but unable to refute or contest it.

I want to print it out on business cards to hand to the people trying to stop me on the street to get me to sign up for Greenpeace, to people filming TikToks when I’m in the background trying to mind my own business, or to anyone I encounter throughout the day I find generally annoying.

I want to set it as an autoreply to essentially every email I receive at work.

I am in the process of petitioning Party to make the sentence an RSVP option on invitations.

This has the potential to change my life. I look forward to living by its message in my house that nobody else lives in while exclusively experiencing situations in which I’m enjoying myself.