Sarah posted yesterday about Scarlett Johansson and Jonathan Bailey’s “slutty little sunglasses” at the Jurassic World Rebirth premiere in London.

From there they were off to Germany, which is where we find Mahershala Ali in a great-looking brown suit and Jonathan in another pair of horny shades but a rather ordinary outfit. However, that in itself is a flex because even when the clothes aren’t remarkable, the sex appeal of this man, my GOD.

Look at him cooing over that reptile. I want him to caress my chin the way he’s petting whatever this animal is called that has no business being this cute, but that’s what happens when Jonathan decides to flirt with you.

As for Scarlett, it’s a different dress from the one by Vivienne Westwood in London, but it has the same silhouette.

I prefer this black Balmain; the fit is perfect, I love how rich the gold buttons look as they centerline military style down the length of her body, and the way the fabric is textured like snakeskin—simple but also classic and luxe. Wearing her hair middle-parted in a plain blowout is exactly the right choice, too. She looks amazing. And that’s two for two now on this press tour, so I’m excited for what she has coming up.

Scarjo is also making headlines because of one of her red carpet interviews from the UK premiere when she was asked what her favorite Chappell Roan song is, and she ended up including her son, Cosmo, in the answer.

My takeaway from this is that I don’t talk enough about how much I love her voice.

It’s crackly and raspy, almost hoarse, but also sometimes high-pitched—and this is why it’s so distinctive, and that’s why they copied it, because it’s so distinctive, resulting in her threatening legal action.

She’s the highest-grossing female actor at the box office and the second-highest actor at the box office overall. And this is before Jurassic, which will only push her numbers higher, so pop culture KNOWS her voice; it is 100% one of her most valuable professional assets.

For almost every celebrity these days, though, social media is an asset. Interesting to see that Scarjo’s skincare brand, The Outset, is leveraging this press tour and her appearances on social media.

With the scale and profile of this movie, it makes sense that this is the hardest they’ve ever leaned into her stardom.